Thursday, January 24, 2008

"I have never knowingly taken steroids"

Holy shit.


Whoa.

First up, what happened to their necks? They don't have one anymore! Gone. Vanquished. At least you can get a leg up on these guys by just sneaking up behind them. Or hell, walk up right next to them. Without a neck, there's nothing more than peripheral vision! Even if they can turn their non-necks a fraction to the side, their giant muscles would get in the way.

Secondly - what's up with the middle guys penis? It's sticking straight up in his little speedos. And it's teeny. hah.

Next is the fake tan alert. Not that I have to alert anyone - as it's so obvious. But that first guy doesn't even look like it's anywhere near a natural color. And I don't mean he's not that tan. No tan can make someone that strange color. Look at his calves/ankle/foot. How weird does that look?

Another thing that really creeps me out is the veins on the last guy. He looks like a map. Ack. Totally grosses me out.

Last, but definitely not least - their knees. What. The. Fuck. I understand the concept of building the muscle and the knee has no muscle to it. So the knee stays normal shape as they increase their muscles to unnatural proportions around them, but look at them! How seriously grotesque does that look? Same thing for their teeny heads. Weird.

Please tell me, what women ~likes~ men like this? Does anyone? I couldn't imagine this being attractive to anyone else but themselves. And there are some strange laws of attraction out there.

Ick. Body builders are gross.

25 comments:

Laura said...

What about their knees?! They look so tiny!

Thanks for giving me a laugh - even if it was with some really creepy pictures!

Also, thanks for stopping by my blog. :)

nancy said...

Yup - their knees were in my "last but definitely not least" category. CREEPY!!!

MrsSpock said...

Blargh! That is NOT attractive!

Io said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Anonymous said...

I like my soft and puffy hubby. No body builders for me.... Ick doesn't even begin to cover it.

Birdee said...

Uck, they remind me of a medical miracle story I watched where a woman had a lymphatic disorder, although the left leg had some swelling, her right leg had swollen up to a massive 85 lb, it was grose, and these men do it on purpose, Good lord, talk about meat head. I wonder if they can wipe there own ass.
and DITO on the Knee thing, that was my thought exactly.

q said...

OMG! You have me laughing so loud right now I just woke JoJo up. Those pictures are so gross...yet I can.not.look.away...

Lori Lavender Luz said...

I don't get why these people deliberately turn themselves into freaks, at great cost. Their virility, their attractiveness, their health. Ugh.

I wonder if it's a similar syndrome to anorexia/bulimia, in that what you see in the mirror isn't what other people see.

Next thing you know, these muscle-heads will be governors of large states.

Naaaah. Couldn't happen, right?

Anonymous said...

Ewwwww!

Knees? I was thinking more about the "other" body part...or lack there of. Yikes!

Anonymous said...

Holy shit indeed!!! WHOA! they've gone way too far, shame.

Anonymous said...

Also, I bet they've actually got big willies, but it probably does look weeny compared to the rest of them, i bet they didn't think of that, huh!

KatieM said...

Thomas used to lift with a guy that couldn't wipe his own ass....as I imagine these men can't either. It's totally gross...I don't get it.

MrsDrink said...

I agree, body builders are disgusting. I've found though, that 98% of body builders (men or women) do it because they are pretty conceited and only care about how ~they~ think they look, not how anyone else views them.

My neighbor used to compete in shows and he was married to a skinny lady (who used to be heavier, but since she met him, he demanded she get skinny) who had huge fake boobs and obviously fake blonde hair. He was always very conceited and treated her like dirt. She had to conform to what he thought looked good and she was miserable. She just divorced him a few months ago and she's back to being heavier but she's SOOO much prettier now and so much more confident. He's probably still walking around like Mr Macho somewhere building his muscles.

I'm not saying every body builder is like that, not at all, but that tends to be the trend with most of them. I think it's just disgusting, totally turns me off. Guys with nice muscles? Sure. Guys that look like their muscles have exploded under their skin? Not so much.

And their penises (or is it peni, as in plural? haha, kidding) and heads look so small because they're bodies are so disgustingly huge...tell me what guy would actually ~want~ his penis to look smaller? LOL

Jen said...

All I can think to saw is ewwww. I had to scroll past those pics quickly because they were gross! But I did get a good laugh at your comments.

Anonymous said...

I heard the bigger they are the smaller their weiners are.LOL I mean how could you get to it with all that muscle. Ewwwww. What is even more gross is women body builders. Some don't even look like women. Not my style at all.

Io said...

I just read the comment from Jewels and it made me remember that there was a show on (I think) Discovery Health called "The man whose arm's exploded" about a guy who did steroids until his muscles exploded. Gross.

Denise said...

Gross! I'm now disturbed. Very disturbed. Hope I don't have nightmares tonight!

Kaci said...

Gross and LOL at the same time. Where DO you come up with this stuff? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know!

Dr. Grumbles said...

I just threw up a little in my mouth.


WHY? WHY? WHY?

Anonymous said...

I think the sad look on the first guys face sums it up or maybe he got upset because he can't find his penis!

Unknown said...

Hahahaha omg they look so weird! I have never in my life see people if that is what they are, look like that.

Swim said...

OMG... they look like cartoon characters. All I can think is WHY?

Anonymous said...

I just burst out laughing .These pics are hilarious.

Traci said...

I'm cracking up on your "What. The. Fuck" comment.
Creepy pictures!!

Anonymous said...

The penis comment made me laugh out loud. I think all body builders have tiny ones. I have no data to support this other than the theory of tiny men driving huge pickup trucks too- they go big in other areas when they're not down there!

Of course the fact that Mel's post today is about penises makes it even funnier.

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