Photographic Proof I ~am~ a Dork.

I took some pictures today and snapped some self portraits. I'm in full no-shower-so-pull-hair-back-and-slap-on-some-makeup-that-is-too-colored-for-such-a-pale-girl mode. In my defense, the camera was brought outside to take pictures of the girls (which are displayed on my other blog) and the pictures of me were simply for fun. Self degrading fun, but still fun.

I used some of that "creme powder" thinking I was so smart in using a 2-in-1 type of makeup, until I see what it actually looks like on me. And my eyebrows should not be wearing more makeup than the rest of my face. And good lord, why do my teeth look so yellow? Ick.


This one was evidence of how fucking gigantic my boobs are right now:


Just for comparison, this is how I looked a little more than a year ago. Yeah. So this is kind of a huge change for me.


If I can say one thing about pregnancy, it is that it has done ~wonders~ for my problematic flat belly:


I think it's the orange makeup covered eyebrows that make me SO punk rock, don't you think?:


So I bid you farewell on this fine Saturday evening. Love you all!



Seriously. Have you ever met a bigger dork than me? My guess is no.