Saturday, October 4, 2008

Photographic Proof I ~am~ a Dork.

I took some pictures today and snapped some self portraits. I'm in full no-shower-so-pull-hair-back-and-slap-on-some-makeup-that-is-too-colored-for-such-a-pale-girl mode. In my defense, the camera was brought outside to take pictures of the girls (which are displayed on my other blog) and the pictures of me were simply for fun. Self degrading fun, but still fun.

I used some of that "creme powder" thinking I was so smart in using a 2-in-1 type of makeup, until I see what it actually looks like on me. And my eyebrows should not be wearing more makeup than the rest of my face. And good lord, why do my teeth look so yellow? Ick.


This one was evidence of how fucking gigantic my boobs are right now:


Just for comparison, this is how I looked a little more than a year ago. Yeah. So this is kind of a huge change for me.


If I can say one thing about pregnancy, it is that it has done ~wonders~ for my problematic flat belly:


I think it's the orange makeup covered eyebrows that make me SO punk rock, don't you think?:


So I bid you farewell on this fine Saturday evening. Love you all!



Seriously. Have you ever met a bigger dork than me? My guess is no.

29 comments:

Lori said...

Mwah!

Sarah R said...

Those pictures are great! You are not a dork. Someday you will be so glad you took these pics (I have no "fun" belly pics and wish I had done some...still kicking myself for that!). Holy shit you were fucking skinny! I cannot believe you're 24 weeks...your belly looks so huge in those pics! Beautiful, though. I love the tat.

Yes, "boo" is short for "boob". I thought I'd have him weaned shortly after his first birthday, and now he's 13 month along. Honestly, the night feeding is mainly because I'm lazy. I can let him eat for 3 minutes or so and he'll fall right back asleep without even crying...I keep thinking if I let him cry it out, I'll end up a zombie at work the next day. Sometime I'll have to bite the bullet and just cut out those night feedings. Sigh... sometimes when he's teething, it's more. I think one night (a month or two ago), he was up 4 times to eat! If he took a pacifier, I would have tried that. Problem was, he never liked the dang thing.

BTW, thanks for letting me know about repeating myself in my post! I fixed it now so I think it reads better. Guess I should probably actually read my posts after I put them out for people to read. Haha....

bleu said...

You are such a dork for sure!!!

Sarah R said...

Gah...after reading my whole post, I have come to realize that it appears I have myself a Momma's Boy. :blush: He kind-of is. At least he gets a lot of Daddy time when I'm at work.

fuentes said...

wow I had no idea, I think this changes things.

Nikki said...

LOL! Cute!

Geohde said...

:)

You should see my eyebrows sometimes, then we'll compare notes :)

xx

J

Topcat said...

Wow. Your tits are AWESOME.

I just posted about dorky pics. AND, I took a whole heap of pics just like that! Some closeups of my huge, flared nostils. Because I am strange. heh.

Your belly ... freakin' massive!! Sexy hot mumma with the tatts!! xox

MrsSpock said...

Holy shit! It looks like you had a boob job! Love those pregnancy hormones, eh?

Elana Kahn said...

Hehe I love the pics!

jenn said...

You are the cutest dork! I love these pics! They are so cute & fun! (& I honestly can't see as much of this makeup disaster you speak of!)
You were freakin skinny a year ago- hello pregnancy knockers!
I love the belly shots with the tattoo, very sweet!

soapchick said...

I love the flower tatoo on your belly! It's sooooo pretty! Love all your dorky pics.

Tara said...

Ha ha... I'm a dork too then. I love self portrates!

Karyn with a Y said...

cute belly!!!!!

Poltzie said...

I LOVE that tat on your belly, so freakin cute! And you look great, radiant for sure.
I personally think that your teeth look just fine but have you ever tried picnik? It's free and the teeth whitener is awesome (I use it for all my pics because I have seriously yellow teeth).

And holy crap is that ever a big adjustment on the boobs! and the belly!

nancy said...

Mrs Spock - I totally got a boob job. :) That's most of it. heh.

Sara said...

Love this pictures - and if you are a dork, then so am I! Totally sounds like something I would do, only I probably would have chickened out before posting them!! LOL.
You were so skinny! I think I was that skinny when I was like 18! But hey - I can be happy in my body now, right?
You look great! Belly pats :)

MrsSpock said...

LOL...I swear I knew you had one. Where's my brain?

Jewels said...

Aww man, let the Dork War Begin :)

Okay, you win =P

No but seriously, I am quite the dork too.

However - I though you had a boob job too, am I wrong? Your boobies dont look like it in you pre-pregnancy pictures.

Jewels said...

Okay, I just looked at the pic's I just posted this morning on my other blog and realized - Yes I am at least just as big a dork as you.
And I'm the Self Portrait Queen!

Jewels said...

Ahh, that makes more sense, and I agree on the cloth. I've looked into them a little too and is something I may consider. I tried then with Dylan - Big mistake for me back then. But now - yes things have changed.

Hollie said...

You are super cute Nancy! I like seeing the dorky happy side of Nancy. You look great, and I didn't notice any of the flaws you were pointing out.

Anonymous said...

Love the dorkiness. The pictures rock.
~Velma

Kaci said...

You silly girl! The pictures are great.

Morgan said...

LOL..well you're a pretty dork at least!

Carrie Ann said...

Loved the pictures! The belly tatoo is very cute.

Amanda said...

Dork? Maybe, but I think you just look fun! And I'm with Jenn...I'm not seeing the makeup issues you're pointing out.

Holy shit the difference in the ta-tas is amazing!!!! (if only I knew how to type a wolf-whistle)

Jennifer said...

Well...if you have any advice on good make up that doesn't show on a very white/ fair skinned person (like myself) let me know. I rarely wear make up because of this issue. Of course...it seems to show up after leaving the house. lol

Wordgirl said...

You are lovely.


Love-LY.

xo

Pam