Things I don't "do"

Yeah, I'm feeling schnarky again and I feel like being schnarky aloud. So here is a list of things that either annoy me, things I don't do or thing that just make me laugh. (no offense. really. I promise. okay, maybe a little.)

1. Tampa Bay fans. Yeah, yeah, call me a sore loser (I am) but come on. How do ~you~ spell BANDWAGON? I spell it T-a-m-p-a-B-a-y. "95 percent of Tampa didn't give a damn about the Rays until July 2008" was what Daniel Penza says of the phenomena of florida bandwagoners today. I heard a statistic today I can't quite remember exactly, but there were something like 9 games sold out in tampa bay previous to the postseason. 9. Out of like 81. How many games sold out at fenway? Yeah. All of them. And I bet you a million dollars the sold out games were because of red sox fans filling their covered stadium. In Florida. Uh-huh. And really. Cowbells? How dumb is that?

2. New Kids on The Block. I. Just. Don't. Get. It. At all.

3. Scrapbooking. Like, I understand it makes for a pretty presentation. I get that. But full on stores dedicated to it? Weekend conventions? Really? I had to go into a scrapbooking store with a friend a few months ago to get some paper. And there were ~tons~ of women oogling the latest paper cutter. And there I was, all tattoo'd walking around totally lost. One woman actually pulled her child close to her as I walked by. Heh. That's so fucking awesome.

4. Religion. Yeah, I probably shouldn't put this one here due to the nature of the subject. I kind of wish I believed in it actually. The aspect of death would be totally easier to deal with. That's for damned sure.

5. The stupid TBS announcers. All hail NESN.

6. Pretentious people who work at starbucks. Look, I'm sorry I screw up in ordering a freaking coffee. But guess what? You make $7/hour. I can buy you. Stop rolling your eyes when I'm not up on the new name you've made up for the coffee I've been ordering for 12 years.

7. Resolutioners. This is the name I've made up for all the people who inundate the gym every January. It's got a simple fix though, they'll be gone by February.

8. People who ~gasp~ at what other's paid for a handbag or a pair of shoes or whatever. Look, some people like luxury items and they make budgets to buy the item(s) they covet. I don't ~gasp~ at your $3 clearance sale ross purse, do I?

9. Pretty much ~all~ items of clothing with the name of a "place" on them. I don't know why this one bothers me. Maybe because my mother's wardrobe consists of 95% of t-shirts with the name of some town on it. "Branson". Great. You went to Branson. Okay. (this pretty much contradicts my #8 but it's my list so deal.)

10. OMG. I know. I was sitting here trying to figure out a #10 to give. But I know!!! People who leave lift tickets on their jackets. WHY? They are old. Worthless. No reason for them to stay on your zipper. Or are you just that freaking excited to tell the world you went skiing? Dumb. It's called trash people. Throw it away.