Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Wow.

Biopsy back and I'm "all clear", no sign of the severe dysplasia. Apparently the pap just diagnosed incorrectly. Now I'm just supposed to get a pap every 6 months for a few years. Crazy. How many lives do I have? Am I a cat?

In other news, has anyone else seen that the Shamwow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker? Good stuff.

66 comments:

Amber said...

Yay! I am so happy for you....

Wordgirl said...

*whew*

Thank GOD.

Old Mom New Baby said...

Yay, I'm so glad you checked out okay.

Kerry said...

That is wonderful news! I'm so glad everything turned out okay!

Swanson Family said...

Glad to hear everything turned out okay. Good news!

I did hear about the shamwow guy. Saw pictures too. Pretty crazy.

Heather and Jase said...

Holy shit! I'm so freakin' relieved to hear the all clear!

They are now using Sham Wows in spank houses all across Florida. The spooge mopper got laid off because of the economy.

Dot said...

That is GREAT news ! Best news all week ...so glad that you are going to be okay !

Lori said...

Exhale!

higretchen said...

Phew! Nancy, I have been following your blog but don't post much (got it from the webmd 12+ board). I just cannot get over what you have been through these past couple months (or has it even been a couple months?) with surgeries and now this scare. Thank goodness it all worked out!
- Gretch (bbfisher)

~*JaYmE*~ said...

Thank god! Been thinking about ya. The shamwow guy... HILARIOUS!

emilythehopeless said...

Yay!! So happy!

Brett and Audra said...

Great news! So glad to hear that!

I heard about that guy. Did you hear that he beat her up b/c she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go??? He he

Sarah R said...

Whew!!! What a relief. I have been thinking of you and hoping everything would come back clear, thinking "how the heck could this woman have anything else happen to her?!"

Dude, I didn't hear about the ShamWow guy. He is definitely freaky though--we called that one before the arrest!

Sarah R said...

And he's going to be needing those ShamWows in prison--he'll be a pretty face for those inmates! LOL....

Jennifer said...

Yay for the biopsy! Great news!

I don't think the shamwow can clean up that mess.

DH says- I don't think it will work as a condom either even though it is absorbent.

Michelle said...

Hell Yeah!! Glad to hear you got good news!! You needed that!!

Ohh to other things...

Sara said...

Awesome about your biopsy!!

And is it wrong that I laughed out loud when I read about the Shamwow guy? Geez...

Jendeis said...

Yay! Wonderful news!

gabsy said...

Great news about your biopsy results!!

Did anyone else notice that the ShamWow guy can't spell "Israel"? For his place of birth, he wrote "Isreal". Don't you think you would be able to spell the name of the country you were born in, especially when it's one that's in the news so much?? No wonder he's doing commercials on TV.

Miss Tori said...

Glad all the results came back negative!

Mermaid said...

Whew. Hurray!

hkleineweber said...

PHEW!!! I seen the shamwow thing and I instantly thought of you and your dislike of him and knew you would be getting a kick out of it.

areyoukiddingme said...

Well, it is about time you got some good health news! Congratulations on a healthy cervix!

jill said...

Wooo! that's awesome. So happy to hear your good news :)

KatieM said...

Whew....I am so glad to be reading this!

ak said...

AWESOME - Thank God! So happy for you!! I haven't commented much since Karl's birth; but I've been reading and following all the drama and I'm so glad everything worked out - again! :)

As far as the Shamwow guy - no words! We all knew he was a creepy weirdo. Crazy!!

The Captain's Wife said...

Finally some good news! When I was 16 I had a "bad Pap" which caused me to have to have themm completed every 6 months for 3 years. Knock on wood...my Pap's have been clear since~

Jules said...

Good news, Nancy! Glad to hear you are in the clear :) When do you come back to work??

Beautiful Mess said...

WOOOHOOO GREAT NEWS!!! HA! I heard about the Shamwow guy. He's slap choppin bitches across America...lol

margelina said...

WooHoo! Nancy is back, and A-OK!!

Agata said...

Well, as someone who actually had cervical cancer, I've been following your updates and I'm very happy that everything came back ok. I was hoping for that. Otherwise I would be giving you lots and lots of advice - boy do I have it. If it makes you feel any better, due to my history, I have to have a pap done every 3 months for god knows how long...

And LMAO about the Shamwow guy! :)

Sully said...

Halle-fricking-lu-ya! So happy for you. And honestly, this is the first time I've posted here (I think) although I've been reading for some time.

loribeth said...

So glad to hear that!! The same thing happened to my sister.

Once you've had several clear Paps in a row, they will probably let you go back to an annual schedule. That's what happened to me when I had some mild dysplasia.

chicklet said...

Yahoo! I've been checking in regularly, waiting!

Anonymous said...

Thanks, I needed that!!! Hope you are enjoying the sweet relief. Wishing you the most boring health history imaginable for the future.

Glennformer

Kirsten said...

Thank goodness for some good news around here!!!!
Glad to hear from you :) Now go do something fun!!!

Jenera said...

Wow, what a freakin' relief!! I was getting a bit worried for you since you hadn't heard the results.

Ella said...

Woohoo! Great news, so glad to hear you are all clear!

The Thagards said...

Phew! What a relief!!! That wait sort of had me worried...

Hilarious about Mr. ShamWow..!

Robin

littlesteps said...

Horray on the all clear!

Elana Kahn said...

OH THANK G-D!!!!

I can so see the Shamwow guy doing something like that. How sad is that!

Io said...

Whew. Thank goodness.

JamieD said...

Woo-hoo!! Thank goodness. I have been thinking of you.

What a relief!

Brianna said...

Congrats on the good news!

Erica said...

I'm so relieved for you!!! Hooray. :)

Becca said...

Well, that is a relief - thank you God!

You have had some issues haven't you? Hmmmm, maybe you are a cat...

Kelly said...

Great news! I'm so glad to hear that!

I heard about the Shamwow guy and I laughed my ass off!

MrsSpock said...

Whoo hoo!

I heard about the Shamwow dude on the radio. Apparently the hooker went all Mike Tyson on him and bit part of his tongue because he tried to kiss her. Ew to both of them.

Photogrl said...

Yay, yay, yay!

This is wonderful news!

Jen said...

Phew!! I'm so glad that everything turned out well for you. I was thinking about you all day today!

Good news...now stay healthy!!

theclam said...

*huge sigh of relief* Thank God you're ok.

*giggle* CATWOMAN!!!

xxx

Artblog said...

OH what a relief! PHEW!

xxxxxx

Krista said...

Wonderful news!

Jenn BG said...

That's awesome Nancy. So, no HPV at all? I am asking because I had a scare about a year ago...well, it was "low grade change" or something. They never said HPV, but that is what I assumed, since my sister has it (the bad one...one that is linked to cancer risk). Anyway, I had my 6 month follow-up (before getting PG) and it was the same. Hmmm...I keep hoping it will just clear up. UGH. I've only had unprotected sex with 1 person...my DH, so I guess he gave it to me. GRRR...

Shinejil said...

Good news. Pap smears are often off, and I'm glad that was the case for you.

Wishing you some weeks and months of drama-free, concert-going good times.

April said...

YAY! So glad everything is well!!!

Motel Manager said...

Great news (about you, not the hooker)!

Christina said...

That's great news!

I like how the thing with the ShamWow guy and the hooker happened like a month ago and it's just being made known now!

Morgan said...

Well I thought I left a comment yesterday but apparently not.

Anyways, I'm so glad everything turned out okay!! :)

mommybird said...

Thank goodness. I've been thinking about you and wondering if you had the results yet. No more scary medicall stuff for you and your family!

The Captain's Wife said...

Hello...Nancy.....where are you? You really should know better..it's been days and no updates....

Amanda said...

Hooray for good results!!

Tobacco Brunette said...

Oh thank GOD. So glad that you're okay.

And thanks for the ShamWOW lead. That's almost as good as the Countess on Real Houswives/NY getting dumped by her Count. That one made me giddy.

MMJ said...

That's great news!

Carrie Ann said...

Yay!! What a relief! It's all good :)

sacredandscarred said...

Glad you got the all clear!