Biopsy back and I'm "all clear", no sign of the severe dysplasia. Apparently the pap just diagnosed incorrectly. Now I'm just supposed to get a pap every 6 months for a few years. Crazy. How many lives do I have? Am I a cat?
In other news, has anyone else seen that the Shamwow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker? Good stuff.
... Once (and still) Infertile, but still Schnarky as hell. This blog is dedicated to the daily ramblings from the mind of Nancy. It isn't about anything profound in the grand scheme of things, but it ~is~ about things in my life, schnarkiness always included. I have a second blog, listed in my profile, but the blogs will continue to remain separate.
"I'm aiming for heaven, but I'll probably wind up down in hell"
About Me
- nancy
- I am a 39 year old woman. I am the mother of two beautiful daughters and a handsome son. I am a career woman. As for my TTC world, it certainly doesn't seem like I am "infertile", but I fought for my pregnancies and my TTC/IF history is on the sidebar. I have two blogs, which are both listed in my profile. One focuses on my daily life - including IF, TTC, pregnancy, delivery and even some "children mentioned" posts. The second blog is ~soley~ posts directly about being the mother to my three children.
Belly Pics for #3 only.
Click stick figure to see the consecutive pictures from this pregnancy only.
My TTC History
- Jul 01 ~ married
- Jan 02 ~ First cycle off bcps and opk shows ovulation!
- Dec 02 ~ Went to pcp for RE referral
- Jan 03 ~ Testing commences. S/A perfect. HSG clear.
- Feb 03 ~ Lap #1. All clear.
- Apr 03 ~ Clomid cycle #1. BFN.
- May 03 ~ Clomid cycle #2. BFN.
- Jun 03 ~ Clomid cycle #3. BFN.
- Jul 03 ~ Supposed to be IUI#1, but we missed cd3 so natural cycle
- Aug 03 ~ BFP on C18.
- Apr 04 ~ Ella born.
- Oct 04 ~ decided to ttc #2 and went off minipill to see if I am ovulating. I am. Will start next month.
- Nov 04 ~ TTC#2 starts. BFP. Holy Crap. No freaking way. No way.
- Aug 05 ~ Allison born
- Oct 06 ~ IUD removed. TTC#3
- Jan 07 ~ Large cysts found.
- Feb 07 ~ Femara cyle #1
- Mar 07 ~ Started w/ RE. HSG #2 showed R tube blocked. S/A normal.
- Mar 07 ~ more cysts, up to 9cms.
- Apr 07 ~ more cysts, 3 @ 7-9cms.
- May 07 ~ IUI #1 cancelled due to more cysts
- Jun 07 ~ IUI #1 (take two) w/ Clomid. BFN.
- Jul 07 ~ HSS showed scar tissue in 70% of uterus. Diagnosed with Asherman's Syndrome. Uterine surgery #2
- Aug 07 ~ HSG #3 showed clear tubes.
- Aug 07 ~ IUI #2 w/ Femara. BFN.
- Sept 07 ~ Monitored w/ hCG trigger. BFN.
- Oct 07 ~ HSS #2 showed scar tissue in 30% of uterus. Uterine surgery #3.
- Dec 07 ~ HSS #3 showed tiny amount of scar tissue. Uterine surgery #4.
- Jan 08 ~ HSS #4 showed clear uterus.
- Jan 08 ~ IUI #3, C16. BFN.
- Mar 08 ~ IVF #1, Transfer Cancelled due to lining. Out of 15 eggs, 9 were mature and all 9 fertilized. I have named my 9 embryos "The Mod Squad" and they are in the freezer, waiting for mommy to be ready.
- Apr/May 08 ~ FET #1. C20. 4 embryos "The Fab Four" transferred on 5/05. BFP!!! Very Low Beta (15 at 11dp3dt) but the numers continued to double every 48 hours. Told it was "most likely not viable" and later "most likely ectopic" but we beat all the odds.
- May 16, 08 ~ 11dp3dt (4w0d), beta #1: 15
- May 19, 08 ~ 14dp3dt (4w3d), beta #2: 43
- May 23, 08 ~ 18dp3dt (5w0d), beta#3: 213
- May 27, 22dp3dt (5w4d), beta #4: 1,073
- Jun 08 - Ultrasound showed one heartbeat at 7 weeks.
- Jul 08 - Had CVS testing. Chromosomes are normal and it's a BOY!! EDD: 1/23
- Aug 08 - Jan 09 ~ High risk due to: 1) Velamentous Cord Insertion, deemed biggest risk 2) Previous Placenta Accreta 3) Previous rapid degraged placenta 4) IVF alone can create weak placenta 5) AMA - Advanced Maternal Age. -- All resulting in almost 30 u/s and lots of testing, which ended up saving my life.
- Jan 09 (38w0d) ~ Karl is born! -- Crazy 3 days in hospital. Manual version to flip baby from breech to head down, Labor, Delivery, Emergency surgery due to cord detaching from placenta, Scary heart issues from losing over 40% of my blood supply, and then a blood transfusion due to the extreme loss of blood. Whew!
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- Wow.
- biopsy results
- hanging low.
- holy shit.
- okay, now that I seem to be able to post ...
- Can I post now?
- I'm laughing my ass off right now
- The question and answer videos!!!
- Another video
- This isn't THE video, but a video.
- I'm not smart.
- Quick! Read this post!!!
- Socks & ICLW introduction.
- I feel lost when I have no internet
- internet down
- I'm free!
- cell dying
- Update
- word question
- ahhh!
- admitted
- So long, Farewell.
- This is my title.
- Seriously.
- huh? what? when? where?
- Do you honestly believe in Karma?
- ~squeal~ Socks!!!
- Three Days
- Off to my HIDA scan
- This has been eating at me.
- Twins.
- Twins.
- forgive me
- Really.
- I am so fucking pissed off!
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66 comments:
Yay! I am so happy for you....
*whew*
Thank GOD.
Yay, I'm so glad you checked out okay.
That is wonderful news! I'm so glad everything turned out okay!
Glad to hear everything turned out okay. Good news!
I did hear about the shamwow guy. Saw pictures too. Pretty crazy.
Holy shit! I'm so freakin' relieved to hear the all clear!
They are now using Sham Wows in spank houses all across Florida. The spooge mopper got laid off because of the economy.
That is GREAT news ! Best news all week ...so glad that you are going to be okay !
Exhale!
Phew! Nancy, I have been following your blog but don't post much (got it from the webmd 12+ board). I just cannot get over what you have been through these past couple months (or has it even been a couple months?) with surgeries and now this scare. Thank goodness it all worked out!
- Gretch (bbfisher)
Thank god! Been thinking about ya. The shamwow guy... HILARIOUS!
Yay!! So happy!
Great news! So glad to hear that!
I heard about that guy. Did you hear that he beat her up b/c she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go??? He he
Whew!!! What a relief. I have been thinking of you and hoping everything would come back clear, thinking "how the heck could this woman have anything else happen to her?!"
Dude, I didn't hear about the ShamWow guy. He is definitely freaky though--we called that one before the arrest!
And he's going to be needing those ShamWows in prison--he'll be a pretty face for those inmates! LOL....
Yay for the biopsy! Great news!
I don't think the shamwow can clean up that mess.
DH says- I don't think it will work as a condom either even though it is absorbent.
Hell Yeah!! Glad to hear you got good news!! You needed that!!
Ohh to other things...
Awesome about your biopsy!!
And is it wrong that I laughed out loud when I read about the Shamwow guy? Geez...
Yay! Wonderful news!
Great news about your biopsy results!!
Did anyone else notice that the ShamWow guy can't spell "Israel"? For his place of birth, he wrote "Isreal". Don't you think you would be able to spell the name of the country you were born in, especially when it's one that's in the news so much?? No wonder he's doing commercials on TV.
Glad all the results came back negative!
Whew. Hurray!
PHEW!!! I seen the shamwow thing and I instantly thought of you and your dislike of him and knew you would be getting a kick out of it.
Well, it is about time you got some good health news! Congratulations on a healthy cervix!
Wooo! that's awesome. So happy to hear your good news :)
Whew....I am so glad to be reading this!
AWESOME - Thank God! So happy for you!! I haven't commented much since Karl's birth; but I've been reading and following all the drama and I'm so glad everything worked out - again! :)
As far as the Shamwow guy - no words! We all knew he was a creepy weirdo. Crazy!!
Finally some good news! When I was 16 I had a "bad Pap" which caused me to have to have themm completed every 6 months for 3 years. Knock on wood...my Pap's have been clear since~
Good news, Nancy! Glad to hear you are in the clear :) When do you come back to work??
WOOOHOOO GREAT NEWS!!! HA! I heard about the Shamwow guy. He's slap choppin bitches across America...lol
WooHoo! Nancy is back, and A-OK!!
Well, as someone who actually had cervical cancer, I've been following your updates and I'm very happy that everything came back ok. I was hoping for that. Otherwise I would be giving you lots and lots of advice - boy do I have it. If it makes you feel any better, due to my history, I have to have a pap done every 3 months for god knows how long...
And LMAO about the Shamwow guy! :)
Halle-fricking-lu-ya! So happy for you. And honestly, this is the first time I've posted here (I think) although I've been reading for some time.
So glad to hear that!! The same thing happened to my sister.
Once you've had several clear Paps in a row, they will probably let you go back to an annual schedule. That's what happened to me when I had some mild dysplasia.
Yahoo! I've been checking in regularly, waiting!
Thanks, I needed that!!! Hope you are enjoying the sweet relief. Wishing you the most boring health history imaginable for the future.
Glennformer
Thank goodness for some good news around here!!!!
Glad to hear from you :) Now go do something fun!!!
Wow, what a freakin' relief!! I was getting a bit worried for you since you hadn't heard the results.
Woohoo! Great news, so glad to hear you are all clear!
Phew! What a relief!!! That wait sort of had me worried...
Hilarious about Mr. ShamWow..!
Robin
Horray on the all clear!
OH THANK G-D!!!!
I can so see the Shamwow guy doing something like that. How sad is that!
Whew. Thank goodness.
Woo-hoo!! Thank goodness. I have been thinking of you.
What a relief!
Congrats on the good news!
I'm so relieved for you!!! Hooray. :)
Well, that is a relief - thank you God!
You have had some issues haven't you? Hmmmm, maybe you are a cat...
Great news! I'm so glad to hear that!
I heard about the Shamwow guy and I laughed my ass off!
Whoo hoo!
I heard about the Shamwow dude on the radio. Apparently the hooker went all Mike Tyson on him and bit part of his tongue because he tried to kiss her. Ew to both of them.
Yay, yay, yay!
This is wonderful news!
Phew!! I'm so glad that everything turned out well for you. I was thinking about you all day today!
Good news...now stay healthy!!
*huge sigh of relief* Thank God you're ok.
*giggle* CATWOMAN!!!
xxx
OH what a relief! PHEW!
xxxxxx
Wonderful news!
That's awesome Nancy. So, no HPV at all? I am asking because I had a scare about a year ago...well, it was "low grade change" or something. They never said HPV, but that is what I assumed, since my sister has it (the bad one...one that is linked to cancer risk). Anyway, I had my 6 month follow-up (before getting PG) and it was the same. Hmmm...I keep hoping it will just clear up. UGH. I've only had unprotected sex with 1 person...my DH, so I guess he gave it to me. GRRR...
Good news. Pap smears are often off, and I'm glad that was the case for you.
Wishing you some weeks and months of drama-free, concert-going good times.
YAY! So glad everything is well!!!
Great news (about you, not the hooker)!
That's great news!
I like how the thing with the ShamWow guy and the hooker happened like a month ago and it's just being made known now!
Well I thought I left a comment yesterday but apparently not.
Anyways, I'm so glad everything turned out okay!! :)
Thank goodness. I've been thinking about you and wondering if you had the results yet. No more scary medicall stuff for you and your family!
Hello...Nancy.....where are you? You really should know better..it's been days and no updates....
Hooray for good results!!
Oh thank GOD. So glad that you're okay.
And thanks for the ShamWOW lead. That's almost as good as the Countess on Real Houswives/NY getting dumped by her Count. That one made me giddy.
That's great news!
Yay!! What a relief! It's all good :)
Glad you got the all clear!
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