Friday, August 14, 2009

I'm such a loser.

That's right. A LOSER. I'm 1 lb away from my goal weight! One fucking pound. ~grumble~, but better than 20, right??

I keep walking around the house saying outloud "that's right bitches! 131!". I don't have any idea who these "bitches" are who I'm talking to, but it keeps coming out of my mouth.

I just measured myself tape measure style. 36-28-34.

omg. the horror. I just looked in a playboy to see what the measurements of centerfolds were (knowing I wasn't anywhere near! but still curious) and the girl in the one I picked up was 38-24-34. Oy vey. 24-34? A TEN INCH difference in waist/hips?!

Okay, let me get off my own horn-tooting topic...

Hrm. Blogable news ... um ... yeah. So.

I have some topics to bring up, but they need their own post. And I swear, I got nothin' right now. Nothin.

26 comments:

Shea said...

Way to go! If I were you, I would be celebrating!

LJ said...

Fuckin' a, woman. I remember being that size 5 years ago. At some point I'll be motivated to lose those 25 pounds again. And playboy airbrushed airheads can suck it.

LJ said...

That being said, I got to within 2 lbs of my bullshit too low goal wait and I swear to god those 2 pounds taunted my ass. I get that too.

Melis.sa said...

Woot for 131!! Sometimes if you're stressed your body will hold on to a lb or two...just saying. blame stress! :)

ha ha ha ha ha ha. i would look like skeletor with a 24" waist. :)

the mol said...

131...hm...I think I was that weight when I was 13.

I bought a pair of pants without trying them on recently. They are way too small, but then, I just had a baby 6 weeks ago and haven't done anything other than walk, which he insists upon frequently. I am debating about keeping them and just trying them on again later, but then, they seemed a little short. Last thing I want to do is work to "fit" into pants that are going to be too short anyway.

Seraphim said...

awesome measurements Nancy!! I just did mine and in comparison to you I'm HUGE! Skinny bitch ;)

Seraphim said...

and I won't even go near how ENORMOUS I am in comparison to the playboy models....

the mol said...

I should mention that I'm 6' tall. If I weighed 131, I'd be translucent.

Sarah R said...

Dude, you're hot!!! Don't look at stupid centerfold measurments, silly! I am the same height as you and weigh the same (but not for long....). CELEBRATE, I say!

areyoukiddingme said...

Awesome! You're a great Loser!

Jen said...

Way to go on reaching your goal weigh! I'm saying you reached it...I mean what the fuck is only one pound? I on the other had lost almost 40 last fall. Now it is almost all back again...looks like I will be hitting the job a bit harder starting on Monday.

Happy Birthday one more time!

Lollipop Goldstein said...

Hmmmm...131, 131, that is but a distant memory...

There is a porn star with my name. I absolutely love it. I hope everyone Googles me and finds her and thinks it me because she is hot. And often undressed. And saucy.

Cassandra said...

Happy early birthday!

I think you should convert your weight to metric. Then your goal weight could be 60 kg, and you'd already be under that.

Pretty sure most of those 10-inch waist/hip differentials result from some combination of lying, airbrushing, and plastic surgery (for example, not unheard of to remove ribs to make a tinier waist).

Plus, I guarantee you could kick any of those centerfolds' asses, no matter how much waxing and Pilates those asses may have experienced.

Kristin said...

Way to go Nancy!!!

Shinejil said...

That Playboy bunny is missing a few ribs.

Great news! The last few pounds are always the most stubborn, but if I know you (even in that bloggy way), I'm sure that last hanger-on will soon give in.

And likely come over and glom onto my big butt.

JamieD said...

That's right, bitches! She is Nancy - hear her roar!

Kirsten said...

That really is awesome!! Congrats to you!!!

jenn said...

what's up now- bitches! Way to go Nancy- happy birthday to you! If only I could reach my goal weight by my birthday, but it's about 10-15 pounds away (depending on what I actually weigh this week after being around my mom's baking...) at 131 I fit into size 2's. Way too skinny for my frame (I hold a lot of weight- I say it's in muscles, haha!) I would love to be a 6, but since I am not actively dieting due to the bf'ing it will be slow going. maybe that's better though since then I may have a chance of actually keeping it off!)

Happy Happy birthday momma! Hope it is a fantastic one!

Hollie said...

You are so funny! 1 lb is nothing. I can't believe you are comparing yourself to playboy girls....... LOL

Emmie :) said...

WOOP WOOP!!! 131 - i remember that weight. college-coed-hot. *siiiigh*

Jules said...

Happy Birthday, Nancy! Good job on your weight loss, you look great!

Anonymous said...

good for you sweetie! I fianlly made that last pound - now my challenge is to keep it off! Love the new tats also - aren't they addicting? I'm trying to convine DH to be cool with me getting my third at the end of the yer - we'll see. yay for school - the oldest also started K this week - where has the time gone! and not only that - we have a first b-day coming up next week - ahhhh!!!!

-elcubana

akaiser said...

36-28-34 amd 131 pounds at your height is friggin awesome for a woman who's had three kids - especially when the youngest is barely 7 months old! Heck its awesome period!

Go on with your bad self Nancy! A little self-horn tootin' never hurt anyone.

MrsSpock said...

Dude. I would kill to have your measurements again. I did 5 years ago. Trying to get there again but it's been a long, slow climb.

Who gives a poop what size a Playmate is- they are all airbrushed. You've squeezed 3 babies out of those hips and still look hot. Why can't we women learn to feel good in our own skin?

Io said...

You are so disgustingly hot.

Kaci said...

Damn Nancy that is awesome! Congrats.

tell me how to do it!!