That's right. A LOSER. I'm 1 lb away from my goal weight! One fucking pound. ~grumble~, but better than 20, right??
I keep walking around the house saying outloud "that's right bitches! 131!". I don't have any idea who these "bitches" are who I'm talking to, but it keeps coming out of my mouth.
I just measured myself tape measure style. 36-28-34.
omg. the horror. I just looked in a playboy to see what the measurements of centerfolds were (knowing I wasn't anywhere near! but still curious) and the girl in the one I picked up was 38-24-34. Oy vey. 24-34? A TEN INCH difference in waist/hips?!
Okay, let me get off my own horn-tooting topic...
Hrm. Blogable news ... um ... yeah. So.
I have some topics to bring up, but they need their own post. And I swear, I got nothin' right now. Nothin.
... Once (and still) Infertile, but still Schnarky as hell. This blog is dedicated to the daily ramblings from the mind of Nancy. It isn't about anything profound in the grand scheme of things, but it ~is~ about things in my life, schnarkiness always included. I have a second blog, listed in my profile, but the blogs will continue to remain separate.
"I'm aiming for heaven, but I'll probably wind up down in hell"
About Me
- nancy
- I am a 39 year old woman. I am the mother of two beautiful daughters and a handsome son. I am a career woman. As for my TTC world, it certainly doesn't seem like I am "infertile", but I fought for my pregnancies and my TTC/IF history is on the sidebar. I have two blogs, which are both listed in my profile. One focuses on my daily life - including IF, TTC, pregnancy, delivery and even some "children mentioned" posts. The second blog is ~soley~ posts directly about being the mother to my three children.
Belly Pics for #3 only.
Click stick figure to see the consecutive pictures from this pregnancy only.
My TTC History
- Jul 01 ~ married
- Jan 02 ~ First cycle off bcps and opk shows ovulation!
- Dec 02 ~ Went to pcp for RE referral
- Jan 03 ~ Testing commences. S/A perfect. HSG clear.
- Feb 03 ~ Lap #1. All clear.
- Apr 03 ~ Clomid cycle #1. BFN.
- May 03 ~ Clomid cycle #2. BFN.
- Jun 03 ~ Clomid cycle #3. BFN.
- Jul 03 ~ Supposed to be IUI#1, but we missed cd3 so natural cycle
- Aug 03 ~ BFP on C18.
- Apr 04 ~ Ella born.
- Oct 04 ~ decided to ttc #2 and went off minipill to see if I am ovulating. I am. Will start next month.
- Nov 04 ~ TTC#2 starts. BFP. Holy Crap. No freaking way. No way.
- Aug 05 ~ Allison born
- Oct 06 ~ IUD removed. TTC#3
- Jan 07 ~ Large cysts found.
- Feb 07 ~ Femara cyle #1
- Mar 07 ~ Started w/ RE. HSG #2 showed R tube blocked. S/A normal.
- Mar 07 ~ more cysts, up to 9cms.
- Apr 07 ~ more cysts, 3 @ 7-9cms.
- May 07 ~ IUI #1 cancelled due to more cysts
- Jun 07 ~ IUI #1 (take two) w/ Clomid. BFN.
- Jul 07 ~ HSS showed scar tissue in 70% of uterus. Diagnosed with Asherman's Syndrome. Uterine surgery #2
- Aug 07 ~ HSG #3 showed clear tubes.
- Aug 07 ~ IUI #2 w/ Femara. BFN.
- Sept 07 ~ Monitored w/ hCG trigger. BFN.
- Oct 07 ~ HSS #2 showed scar tissue in 30% of uterus. Uterine surgery #3.
- Dec 07 ~ HSS #3 showed tiny amount of scar tissue. Uterine surgery #4.
- Jan 08 ~ HSS #4 showed clear uterus.
- Jan 08 ~ IUI #3, C16. BFN.
- Mar 08 ~ IVF #1, Transfer Cancelled due to lining. Out of 15 eggs, 9 were mature and all 9 fertilized. I have named my 9 embryos "The Mod Squad" and they are in the freezer, waiting for mommy to be ready.
- Apr/May 08 ~ FET #1. C20. 4 embryos "The Fab Four" transferred on 5/05. BFP!!! Very Low Beta (15 at 11dp3dt) but the numers continued to double every 48 hours. Told it was "most likely not viable" and later "most likely ectopic" but we beat all the odds.
- May 16, 08 ~ 11dp3dt (4w0d), beta #1: 15
- May 19, 08 ~ 14dp3dt (4w3d), beta #2: 43
- May 23, 08 ~ 18dp3dt (5w0d), beta#3: 213
- May 27, 22dp3dt (5w4d), beta #4: 1,073
- Jun 08 - Ultrasound showed one heartbeat at 7 weeks.
- Jul 08 - Had CVS testing. Chromosomes are normal and it's a BOY!! EDD: 1/23
- Aug 08 - Jan 09 ~ High risk due to: 1) Velamentous Cord Insertion, deemed biggest risk 2) Previous Placenta Accreta 3) Previous rapid degraged placenta 4) IVF alone can create weak placenta 5) AMA - Advanced Maternal Age. -- All resulting in almost 30 u/s and lots of testing, which ended up saving my life.
- Jan 09 (38w0d) ~ Karl is born! -- Crazy 3 days in hospital. Manual version to flip baby from breech to head down, Labor, Delivery, Emergency surgery due to cord detaching from placenta, Scary heart issues from losing over 40% of my blood supply, and then a blood transfusion due to the extreme loss of blood. Whew!
26 comments:
Way to go! If I were you, I would be celebrating!
Fuckin' a, woman. I remember being that size 5 years ago. At some point I'll be motivated to lose those 25 pounds again. And playboy airbrushed airheads can suck it.
That being said, I got to within 2 lbs of my bullshit too low goal wait and I swear to god those 2 pounds taunted my ass. I get that too.
Woot for 131!! Sometimes if you're stressed your body will hold on to a lb or two...just saying. blame stress! :)
ha ha ha ha ha ha. i would look like skeletor with a 24" waist. :)
131...hm...I think I was that weight when I was 13.
I bought a pair of pants without trying them on recently. They are way too small, but then, I just had a baby 6 weeks ago and haven't done anything other than walk, which he insists upon frequently. I am debating about keeping them and just trying them on again later, but then, they seemed a little short. Last thing I want to do is work to "fit" into pants that are going to be too short anyway.
awesome measurements Nancy!! I just did mine and in comparison to you I'm HUGE! Skinny bitch ;)
and I won't even go near how ENORMOUS I am in comparison to the playboy models....
I should mention that I'm 6' tall. If I weighed 131, I'd be translucent.
Dude, you're hot!!! Don't look at stupid centerfold measurments, silly! I am the same height as you and weigh the same (but not for long....). CELEBRATE, I say!
Awesome! You're a great Loser!
Way to go on reaching your goal weigh! I'm saying you reached it...I mean what the fuck is only one pound? I on the other had lost almost 40 last fall. Now it is almost all back again...looks like I will be hitting the job a bit harder starting on Monday.
Happy Birthday one more time!
Hmmmm...131, 131, that is but a distant memory...
There is a porn star with my name. I absolutely love it. I hope everyone Googles me and finds her and thinks it me because she is hot. And often undressed. And saucy.
Happy early birthday!
I think you should convert your weight to metric. Then your goal weight could be 60 kg, and you'd already be under that.
Pretty sure most of those 10-inch waist/hip differentials result from some combination of lying, airbrushing, and plastic surgery (for example, not unheard of to remove ribs to make a tinier waist).
Plus, I guarantee you could kick any of those centerfolds' asses, no matter how much waxing and Pilates those asses may have experienced.
Way to go Nancy!!!
That Playboy bunny is missing a few ribs.
Great news! The last few pounds are always the most stubborn, but if I know you (even in that bloggy way), I'm sure that last hanger-on will soon give in.
And likely come over and glom onto my big butt.
That's right, bitches! She is Nancy - hear her roar!
That really is awesome!! Congrats to you!!!
what's up now- bitches! Way to go Nancy- happy birthday to you! If only I could reach my goal weight by my birthday, but it's about 10-15 pounds away (depending on what I actually weigh this week after being around my mom's baking...) at 131 I fit into size 2's. Way too skinny for my frame (I hold a lot of weight- I say it's in muscles, haha!) I would love to be a 6, but since I am not actively dieting due to the bf'ing it will be slow going. maybe that's better though since then I may have a chance of actually keeping it off!)
Happy Happy birthday momma! Hope it is a fantastic one!
You are so funny! 1 lb is nothing. I can't believe you are comparing yourself to playboy girls....... LOL
WOOP WOOP!!! 131 - i remember that weight. college-coed-hot. *siiiigh*
Happy Birthday, Nancy! Good job on your weight loss, you look great!
good for you sweetie! I fianlly made that last pound - now my challenge is to keep it off! Love the new tats also - aren't they addicting? I'm trying to convine DH to be cool with me getting my third at the end of the yer - we'll see. yay for school - the oldest also started K this week - where has the time gone! and not only that - we have a first b-day coming up next week - ahhhh!!!!
-elcubana
36-28-34 amd 131 pounds at your height is friggin awesome for a woman who's had three kids - especially when the youngest is barely 7 months old! Heck its awesome period!
Go on with your bad self Nancy! A little self-horn tootin' never hurt anyone.
Dude. I would kill to have your measurements again. I did 5 years ago. Trying to get there again but it's been a long, slow climb.
Who gives a poop what size a Playmate is- they are all airbrushed. You've squeezed 3 babies out of those hips and still look hot. Why can't we women learn to feel good in our own skin?
You are so disgustingly hot.
Damn Nancy that is awesome! Congrats.
tell me how to do it!!
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