Lori didn't get me a post (booo!) so instead, I offer you Elana ...
"What to get pregnant? Find an ugly man"
Hi everyone! I'm Elana from Elana's Musings (elanasmusings.blogspot.com), and I am Nancy's guest blogger today! I got an email from BabyMed.com the other day, and I just really need to share it with you all. Here it goes:
"Women wanting to get pregnant should find themselves an ugly man, new research suggests. Scientists have found attractive males produce less sperm during sex. Researchers think good-looking males are biologically geared to hold back their sperm in each encounter to increase their chance of impregnating more females. But unattractive males know they are not going to bed so many females -- so when they do get lucky they give it all they've got."
"The findings from the University of Oxford and University College London are backed up by studies of chickens and fish, but researchers think they could well apply to humans too. 'Human attractiveness is complicated and influenced by a number of factors including cultural preferences,' said UCL researcher Sam Tazzyman. 'Nonetheless, ejaculate size and sperm quality are likely to have been molded by similar forces, like attractiveness and the number of sexual partners, that are important in other species.' Reporting the findings on the university's Web site, Tazzyman said, 'The more attractive a male is, the more females will be willing to mate with him, reducing the value of each mating to him. This means it is optimal for him to contribute fewer sperm per mating.'"
I nearly died laughing when I read this. I mean really, do you honestly think a man's "attractiveness" contributes to how good he'll be at getting a woman knocked up? I can't wait to see your reactions to this! Are YOU married to an "ugly man"???? :-)
... Once (and still) Infertile, but still Schnarky as hell. This blog is dedicated to the daily ramblings from the mind of Nancy. It isn't about anything profound in the grand scheme of things, but it ~is~ about things in my life, schnarkiness always included. I have a second blog, listed in my profile, but the blogs will continue to remain separate.
"I'm aiming for heaven, but I'll probably wind up down in hell"
About Me
- nancy
- I am a 39 year old woman. I am the mother of two beautiful daughters and a handsome son. I am a career woman. As for my TTC world, it certainly doesn't seem like I am "infertile", but I fought for my pregnancies and my TTC/IF history is on the sidebar. I have two blogs, which are both listed in my profile. One focuses on my daily life - including IF, TTC, pregnancy, delivery and even some "children mentioned" posts. The second blog is ~soley~ posts directly about being the mother to my three children.
Belly Pics for #3 only.
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My TTC History
- Jul 01 ~ married
- Jan 02 ~ First cycle off bcps and opk shows ovulation!
- Dec 02 ~ Went to pcp for RE referral
- Jan 03 ~ Testing commences. S/A perfect. HSG clear.
- Feb 03 ~ Lap #1. All clear.
- Apr 03 ~ Clomid cycle #1. BFN.
- May 03 ~ Clomid cycle #2. BFN.
- Jun 03 ~ Clomid cycle #3. BFN.
- Jul 03 ~ Supposed to be IUI#1, but we missed cd3 so natural cycle
- Aug 03 ~ BFP on C18.
- Apr 04 ~ Ella born.
- Oct 04 ~ decided to ttc #2 and went off minipill to see if I am ovulating. I am. Will start next month.
- Nov 04 ~ TTC#2 starts. BFP. Holy Crap. No freaking way. No way.
- Aug 05 ~ Allison born
- Oct 06 ~ IUD removed. TTC#3
- Jan 07 ~ Large cysts found.
- Feb 07 ~ Femara cyle #1
- Mar 07 ~ Started w/ RE. HSG #2 showed R tube blocked. S/A normal.
- Mar 07 ~ more cysts, up to 9cms.
- Apr 07 ~ more cysts, 3 @ 7-9cms.
- May 07 ~ IUI #1 cancelled due to more cysts
- Jun 07 ~ IUI #1 (take two) w/ Clomid. BFN.
- Jul 07 ~ HSS showed scar tissue in 70% of uterus. Diagnosed with Asherman's Syndrome. Uterine surgery #2
- Aug 07 ~ HSG #3 showed clear tubes.
- Aug 07 ~ IUI #2 w/ Femara. BFN.
- Sept 07 ~ Monitored w/ hCG trigger. BFN.
- Oct 07 ~ HSS #2 showed scar tissue in 30% of uterus. Uterine surgery #3.
- Dec 07 ~ HSS #3 showed tiny amount of scar tissue. Uterine surgery #4.
- Jan 08 ~ HSS #4 showed clear uterus.
- Jan 08 ~ IUI #3, C16. BFN.
- Mar 08 ~ IVF #1, Transfer Cancelled due to lining. Out of 15 eggs, 9 were mature and all 9 fertilized. I have named my 9 embryos "The Mod Squad" and they are in the freezer, waiting for mommy to be ready.
- Apr/May 08 ~ FET #1. C20. 4 embryos "The Fab Four" transferred on 5/05. BFP!!! Very Low Beta (15 at 11dp3dt) but the numers continued to double every 48 hours. Told it was "most likely not viable" and later "most likely ectopic" but we beat all the odds.
- May 16, 08 ~ 11dp3dt (4w0d), beta #1: 15
- May 19, 08 ~ 14dp3dt (4w3d), beta #2: 43
- May 23, 08 ~ 18dp3dt (5w0d), beta#3: 213
- May 27, 22dp3dt (5w4d), beta #4: 1,073
- Jun 08 - Ultrasound showed one heartbeat at 7 weeks.
- Jul 08 - Had CVS testing. Chromosomes are normal and it's a BOY!! EDD: 1/23
- Aug 08 - Jan 09 ~ High risk due to: 1) Velamentous Cord Insertion, deemed biggest risk 2) Previous Placenta Accreta 3) Previous rapid degraged placenta 4) IVF alone can create weak placenta 5) AMA - Advanced Maternal Age. -- All resulting in almost 30 u/s and lots of testing, which ended up saving my life.
- Jan 09 (38w0d) ~ Karl is born! -- Crazy 3 days in hospital. Manual version to flip baby from breech to head down, Labor, Delivery, Emergency surgery due to cord detaching from placenta, Scary heart issues from losing over 40% of my blood supply, and then a blood transfusion due to the extreme loss of blood. Whew!
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16 comments:
That is the funniest thing ever! We've conceived rather quickly, his sperm must think he's ugly ;)
My husband has donor-quality sperm- and he ain't no man-troll.
That is hilarious!! LOL!! That might be the funniest thing I've ever heard. Thanks for sharing. I'm going to pass this around. My DH is very good looking and his SA always turned out good.
I had no trouble getting pregnant (with my now long ex.) He wasn't bad to look at but if ugly in personality counts then he is a supportive sample of the claim.
On another note; Nancy is a hilariously delightful houseguest. I'm having a blast!
haha! That is messed up...why would you even research that anyway. What is their definition of ugly? It various from person to person (to a degree) how could they get accurate research based on opinion. lol
They did mentioned the more good looking he is the more partners he tends to have. Maybe it is STDs that actually cause the lower fertility...with the "players" at least. lol
Nancy -- I DID get you a post -- on Thursday! Check your email again.
Elana -- seriously!? I'm trying to figure out what an ugly chicken or fish looks like!
Wow that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard! Seriously scientist really need to put their time into something that actually makes a difference. I just dont buy that at all. Can't see where someones attractivness could mean shit in getting someone pregnant. I guess I'm not a scientist though... what do I know =)
That is hilarious! I am also wondering what the criteria are for ugly chickens & fish...
The hub had a primo- grade A sample for our iui... maybe that means he really is ugly- the study must be right, right? I mean- done by scientists & all...
hahahaha! Well, my DH has counts off the g-d charts...and that has nothing to do with my infertility. I'll bet he'll be pissed to read this article though considering he's not an ugly-dude
hilarious! cracked me up...
Oh man! Maybe that is our problem- my husband is too cute!!!
That is truly bizarre and the fact that Baby-Med sent it out is hysterical.
Hmmm, my ex was pretty cute and he had fewer swimmers than a shark tank... Is this like the EPT "Fertility" test?
OMG...I needed this. I am cracking up. I TOTALLy don't think it is true! My DH is a hotty and I am truelly blessed to have gotten KU'ed on the first try...3 different times. I am a scientist too, so I know my experience is only one data point (or maybe 3 correlated one...yes, I am a statistician too). I am trying to think about this in terms of biology, though and it doesn't make sense. If we were truelly put here to keep the human race going, then why wouldn't a man want to inpregnate the women EVERY time. Women are the limiting factor for procreation...not men. They could make a baby multiple times a day and biologically that would be advantagious, since they would leave more copies of their DNA on the earth. Just doesn't add up for me.
This explains why my husband is so handsome! He has NO sperm coming out!
You know... I can't help it if I have a high sperm count. I don't really like the insinuation that it also means I'm as ugly as a red-headed stepchild.
I mean, what's next? Will there be a public outcry to start beating us with sticks?
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