Yes! (A story about boobies.)

I did a bit of shopping yesterday and stopped and bought a nursing bra. Not that I need one now, but I'm growing out of my bras and don't want to spend money on a new "normal" bra for my larger breasts. Once the baby gets here, I ~never~ wear normal bras, only nursing bras. So, yeah, why buy a nice larger bra when it will never get used?

Anywho, I stopped off at the maternity store I ~loathe~. Motherhood Maternity. There return policy sucks assholes. Most of their fashions are exactly the reason why people hate maternity clothes. And even if you do find something halfway cute, the material is simply terrible.

I admit 5% of the things are, in fact, cute. I bought 3 packages of maternity panties. Hipsters, boy shorts and thongs. $12 for a pack of 3, but that's not bad. I also got a cute green cable knit sweater, but it was a soft cotton so it was cool.

Back to the nursing bras. I don't particularly like their selection, but I just wanted a cheap one for now. My favorite brand is Bravado, but I'll get those later on, when I'm sure of my final size. I also like Mimi's bras quite well too, but they closed the Mimi's near me. Boooo! (I liked that store a lot. Pricey, but their clothes were hip and cute!!)

I needed to get sized. Now, I know there are many more women out there with larger breasts than me, but remember, I was ~flat~ chested. Like, completely flat. I was a small A before babies, grew to a C with milk at first and settled in with a B after the first month of nursing. After breastfeeding two babies for a year each, I ended up with not even my A cup. I was flat with saggy nipples. Yes, after breastfeeding, I had zero breasts. The only thing that stuck out from my flat chest was saggy nipples. Nature is cruel.

I consulted with a surgeon and talked about getting breasts before I was done having babies. After a bunch of consideration, we decided my body/skin type would be able to support my plan, but only for one more baby. We had the surgery done without touching a single milkduct nor the nipple area. I bought a set of large Bs and sometimes a small C, depending on the store. At The Gap, I was a 34B. At Victoria's Secret, I was a 34C.

When she measured me yesterday and declared I was a 34D, I literally yelled out "fuck yeah!" in the store (no other customers were there) which got a huge laugh out of her. I'm ~thrilled~. Not only to be a 34D, but to have a PERFECT set of 34D breasts. Due to the implants, they are still completely perky, but due to growing a cup size with pregnancy, they look even more natural.

My breasts were done very well and don't look like the regular fake boobies because I didn't go too big for my frame. Staying at a large B / small C, they aren't round. They are perfectly tear dropped shaped. In fact, at my 6 month appointment, I was worried because they weren't round. Especially when I leaned forward, they went into "champagne glass" shape. My doctor explained that they were like that because they were natural shaped. Heh. I would have never known.

Anywho, this is simply a post about my perfect 34D chest. yes, I'm tooting my own horn. Yes, I'm proud of my breasts. I actually would love to move someplace being topless was legal because I'd be topless every single day.